The Seven days of Kwanzaa

On the First Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
A bad case of VD!

On the Second Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
Two welfare cheks,
And a bad case of VD!

On the Third Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
Three rocks of crack,
Two welfare cheks,
And a bad case of VD!

On the Fourth Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
Four Old English 40's,
Three rocks of crack,
Two welfare cheks,
And a bad case of VD!

On the Fifth Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
Five pounds of cheese! (that's government cheese!)
Four Old English 40's,
Three rocks of crack,
Two welfare cheks,
And a bad case of VD!

On the Sixth Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
Six bags of Cheetos, (the flaming hot kind)
Five pounds of cheese!
Four Old English 40's,
Three rocks of crack,
Two welfare cheks,
And a bad case of VD!

On the Seventh Day of Kwanzaa Lakeesha gave to me,
Seven rounds of ammo,
Six bags of Cheetos,
Five pounds of cheese!
Four Old English 40's,
Three rocks of crack,
Two welfare cheks,
And a bad case of VD!